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Hello my name is Jax and I am the Deputy Manager of Bleakholt Animal Sanctuary, I've worked at Bleakholt for nearly fifteen years.
What I'm going to be doing over the coming months is keeping you updated on the funny side of Bleakholt.
I hope you enjoy my stories and tales.


JaxMonday 23 August 2010

The Jokes On Us

With all of this rain lately, I was thinking of ways of how to cheer up some of our animals. So I went down to see on eof our resident donkeys, Callum and I thought I'd cheer him up with a few donkey jokes! Here's how i got on...............

....................I told him this one first.
A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though........... Even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass.

 

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He didn't find that one very funny! Hehe!

So I told him this one next: Two donkeys walk into a bar and the first donkey says to the bartender "I'll have a pint of Bud please" and the second donkey says "hee haw, hee haw, he always orders that"
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He liked that one! Ha!
 
So I told him one more: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye while breaking wind ?A stinkey winkey wonkey donkey
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He laughed so loud at that one! Haha!

And that's how I cheered up Callum! Hehe.

Jax.


JaxSunday 01 August 2010

Goodnight Sweetheart
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Sarah and Gary
New arrival,Gary Sparrow joins the ranks on the dog section, Sarah our very own puppy trainer is even finding this one hard to train, her most difficult case to date. Even though he's lovely  Sarah feels he's struggling to settle to his new enviroment so Sarah has decided to take him under her wing and become a full time mum.

JaxThursday 29 July 2010

Bleakholt Characters
Hi all, I thought you'd just like to quickly meet some of the characters here at Bleakholt from the cat section! Meet Dupe, Oreo and Leon
Jax.
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Dupe
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Leon

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Oreo

JaxSaturday 10 July 2010

The Hulk

hulkthumb2Bracken and Randy are two of our younger horses here at the sanctuary and they live together, play together and occassionally have a little play fight together.

Bracken this time has had enough and demonstrates to Randy that "You won't like me when i'm angry" just look at my eyes and nose!

Just you wait and see the rest of me!
Needless to say Randy has now stopped playing so rough.
Jax

JaxFriday 09 July 2010

Rare Breed!
breedthumbHi, Jax here again, I'm sure if your a website regular you'd of  noticed that we have had quite
a few new ponies arrived at the Sanctuary recently. These little guys all need a little veternary
treatment and lots of TLC.
Our latest one is a very rare breed, and probably never to be seen again! I had to use the tannoy
to get the stable staff to attend to a horse that had been tied up and left at the yellow skips, Sheila and
Harrie attended immediately to the tannoy and headed towards the abandoned pony taking a head collar
and lead rope with them to bring the pony to safety as you can see by the pictures hahaha!
If anybody out there recongises this extrememly rare breed, please contact me at jax@bleakholt.org
Jax

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